A Way with Words

"There's a teeny, tiny little bug. It's about the size of a germ."

The Dictator, trying to catch a bug on the porch.




"Ahhhhhhh!" The Dictator, running screaming from a bee, not 10 seconds later.


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"What exactly do you get at a liquor store? Who licks you?"

The Dictator, wondering what my experience was going to be like, stopping to get some Jack Daniels for Husband. (He waited in the car with the girls so that they wouldn't tell people where they had been!)