The Princess bought some lime green duct tape with some of her birthday money. She's a big fan of duct tape. The other day, she was waxing philosophical about duct tape being a panacea (my word, not hers).
Princess: "Duct tape is the answer no matter what your problem is."
The Dictator, not one to miss a chance to think deeply and throw a wrench: "Oh, yeah? Well, what if your problem is you lost your duct tape?"
Crickets chirp. Faithful Alligator laughs.
The Faithful Alligator
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