Very quick

Talking to The Dictator, who is looking to buy a DSi, since she's been saving her money for a year:

Dictator: If you wait a minute, I'll give a big bunch of change that you can put through the machine next to the salon at WalMart.

Faithful Alligator: What are you going to do, take like all of your money out of your piggy bank?

D: I kind of already did.


Asking both girls why there was one stray mini chocolate chip on the counter:

Faithful Alligator: Why is there one chocolate chip here? Who made what?? (knowing that The Princess is famous for her "concoctions" like whipped cream, peanut butter, and chocolate chips or things like that.)

The Princess: (looks like the culprit)

FA: What did you make?

P: Chocolate chips in my mouth.